theepicshit

The office guys are planning to eat me. They are some cannibals who work in IT farms. Anyway, fuck that.

Nothing special happened today. It’s just another boring day for me. I

I have some vodka. I am gonna drink that.

I want to kick an ass..

I was stalking a girl in facebook. She was beautiful like hell, always dented and painted. She was the perfect lady to take home as your wife. I tracked her, she was working in my previous office. Once, I met her in a lonely subway. I collected all my energy, confidence and approached her. She went crazy. She shouted as if I am a rapist. Perhaps, she was scared. One should never approach a girl in a lonely subway. I never visited her facebook profile again.

If I ever meet her, I am gonna kick her ass.

Do you know why ? I even don’t know the reason behind the urge to kick her ass. That’s just an urge.

Let’s think about the Big Boss stuff….

It’s awesome. In the name of public vote, they vote out the non-entertaining guy.

How about a big boss where the prize money is $50 million and the house mates are superstars, main stream journalists, cricketers, politicians and super rich corporate guys.

I bet nobody will watch cricket match or even news channel.

I have mild fever and some coughing…

If you are updating yourself with the latest news, you must be knowing something is not right in Indo-Pak border. People are killing each other, mutilating and running away with others head. That’s not cool and for a soldier it’s a crime…

The problem is not with the people, it’s with the government. Indians are fed by their government and Pakistanis are fed by their government. At the end of the day, the innocent people are suffering.

This Indo-Pak stuff will go on till eternity and they will continue to eat each other.

I don’t know why I am doing this again ….but I have to start it somewhere.

I am a software engineer… I live in moments, don’t give a fuck about the future and don’t care about others. I drink a lot, smoke like a diesel engine and I have long hair(even though I am a male).

I will be here every night…